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How Do I Solve Global Warming??

Plant Trees!


I have a $20+ Million-Dollar house and “yard” in SoCal.  What Should I Do?

Don’t be an elitist of irony in LA.  Help the environment.  Sell your house.  Move to Oklahoma.  Buy acres and acres of land and pay someone to help you Plant Trees!


I have an acceptance letter to Harvard Medical School.  What Should I Do?

Don’t be self-centered.  The environment affects everyone.  Shift fields.  Move to Oklahoma.  Buy acres and acres of land and pay someone to help you Plant Trees!  JK.  Enjoy Harvard Medical.


I am an Grandmaster.  What Should I Do?

Stop playing.  Those chess pieces don’t grow on trees.  Help the environment.  Move to Oklahoma.  Find acres and acres of land and go Plant Trees!


I am a comedy talk show host earning well above $1M a year.  What Should I Do?

Don’t be an elitist of SoCal.  Help the environment.  Sell your house.  Quit Your Job.  Move to Oklahoma.  Buy acres and acres of land and pay someone to help you Plant Trees!